TaintedInk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Olympus Burger! Part 1/2]

Awesome!

I really enjoyed these cartoons. I can't understand how they didnt get any newgrounds awards.

Hades looks and sounds a lot like the Monarch. It's not the same voice actor is it??

Good luck getting your series on TV. It's a great idea and I think you can do it.

[ScientLOLojyuuichi!!]

My body thetans love it!

What great animation, expressions, and timing! And really funny song, too! Go Xenu!

[Clown Show]

Clowns are evil.

I really enjoyed your twisted visuals for this ancient audio recording. The audio was disturbing enough without any video, but you accented it well.

I think I'll watch again.

[Things that make me Angry]

So True!

This has happened to me many times. You know how many Advil I have to take after my head explodes? A lot!

Fucking MySpace...

[Miss Dynamite XXIII gdh]

Dy-no-mite!

Excellent and fun as always. Your drawing skill is stunning.

And now I know what waterboarding and facial cumshots are.
So educational!

Thank you, Sirk-sensei. Now make more!

Sirkowski responds:

Thanks!

[Super Happy Fun Time 7]

Diabetes Roxxorz!

Very funny flash. Just when I thought it was over Wilfred Brimley came charging to the rescue like a knight in shining armor. How old is he? 145? He was already old in that movie Cocoon from the 80s. Maybe he got diabetes from the aliens in the movie.

PS- I like the face on the insulin pump.

PPS- Weird Al did a song recently called Pancreas. Im surprised no one made a flash version of it yet.

PPPS- What does insulin taste like?

InsulinpumpClock responds:

Ha hahhaaa. Yeah I imagine people turning the movie off long before Wilford even shows up. I was going to check his age before I did this but was actually kind of worried I might find out he was dead or something. It nicer to do something when the person is alive. I wouldn't want to do another Steve Irwin thing, especially since I would of had to put something out at the same time everyone and their grandmother made crappy flash tributes.

I thought this movie would only take me two days tops but finding sound bites was a total bitch! The best Wilfrod Brimley commercials for Liberty with the funniest quotes are not online anymore, except in edited Youtube videos that have too much back ground noise to be used. I couldn't even get, "I have diabetes" so I had to settle for, " You have diabetes." which sounds weird cause it's actually IF you have diabetes... edited. That sucks!

I noticed he doesn't seem to be doing Liberty medical commercials anymore and has been replaced by people who look even older then he does! Anyway I looked it up just now and he was born September 27, 1934. That must be some kind of world record, and the older he gets the more guilty he makes you feel for not eating your oatmeal and checking your blood sugar.

1. I like them too. They are really creepy and I think SherClock is awesome for doing the original and that strange animation I tried to imitate. I would of never of done anything like drawing a nose on him and it's great. Sometimes it's amazes me what kind of things other people come up with. I always felt this character seemed to be developed more by a few other authors then myself and that in it self is amazing and a little flattering since I never even asked them to!

2. Haven't heard it but I wouldn't be surprised. He's got to be really afraid of getting fat or something. He had an old song called the "White Stuff" about oreos with the lyrics "I had so many my pancreas just went into shock."

3. I wouldn't know but it has an awful smell.

[my favorite reviews]

Hilarious and True!

This movie is awesome. What makes it so hilarious is those are all actual reviews the artist received. This is a true depiction of what the majority of newgrounds reviewers actually write and behave like. This movie is over five years old and it's still completely valid. It's amazing that talented artists stick around despite being abused constantly by such dumbasses. This movie speaks out for every artist on newgrounds who has been assaulted by retarded reviews! I want a sequel!

[Jedi vs. Ninja]

Mr. Miyagi would have made a great Jedi Master

Excellent movie, but that is a really pathetic Jedi to not be able to take a single ninja. He must be a Jedi Academy drop-out.