TaintedInk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[gomu]

GOMU GOMU NO INSHURIIIIN!

Awesome One Piece crossover. Crocodile's costume was very detailed. The Roman Collar guy makes a stunning Nami with that hair piece. And Insulin Pump makes a great Luffy because they both have straw hats.

It's great to see this movie. More insulin for the masses!

SherClockHolmes responds:

I picked Roman Collar because he was the most womanly of the group. He also has beautiful stunning eyes.

More insulin for the masses!

[Welcome To Jokergrounds]

HO HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HE HE HE HA HA HA HA HA

Great movie. I laughed. I cried. I vomited profusely.

It was a fun story and the animation took me by surprise. I really liked it. And of course the voices were spot on if anyone has seen the original Animated Series.

I hope you make more. I'm still looking for your Spider-man movie.

PS - You know Bud and Lou are the first names of the Abbott and Costello 1940s comedy team? Who's on first?

PPS - Did you know that after watching Brokeback Mountain the Joker insisted that Keith Ledger play him in the Dark Knight movie?

PPPS - Delicious.

Dekathos responds:

Hahahhahahahha. That explains everything! And no, I did not know why those were the Hyena's names. Now I hope I spelled it right.

[Super Happy Fun Time 21]

There are Four Lights!

Damn 21 episodes?? Where's the collection?! Somebody get this man a collection!

I'd like to see an Indiana Jones episode! er.. Diabetus Jones..
It should be revealed that Sean Connery is in fact ipump's father!

"We named the dog 'Diabetus'"

RomanCollarClock responds:

What are you talking about??? There are FIVE lights.

[nymph in love with tree]

Fun!

I like fantasy stuff so I really enjoyed it. I liked the animation, facial expressions, and music. The ending was good, too. Will there be an extended version or a sequel?

ningaJanena responds:

maybe... maybe not... seems like lots of people want to see a final version atleast, maybe I'll do it... but don't get your hopes up. I'll try and find what we turned in for the end of the class so people can atleast get a visual to see how the story was really supposed to be with the other scenes included, just not finished.

I'll update the description with a url to it after I've found it and uploaded it to my site

[Clock Crew : The Burning]

Can you get me a free glucometer from Liberty?

Great movie! I love the art! I was waiting a long while to see this one after the trailer. I guess now that you won't be making any more Clock movies you'll have time for a lot more non-clock flash. Can't wait to see what other stuff you have up your sleeve.

"It's the right thing to do."

InsulinpumpClock responds:

diabetus.

Did you see the page with my super happy fun time movie sometimes has a liberty medical ad if you refresh enough? Google ad magic!

[The Burning : Trailer]

In Space No One Can Hear You Squeal

This animation was bad-ass. It's really clean and professional. I like the moody directing techniques. I have never seen any of your work similar to this before. It's like you went up some levels. Impressive. I can't wait to see your full movie.

Why is this your last clock movie? The insulin pump character was just getting interesting from the Sherclock movies.

InsulinpumpClock responds:

Thanks. I recently changed my favorite list to display some of the stuff with the character actually having a speaking roll.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /235296

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /259264

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /331926

I cameo in the second part to this as a hobbit and I also voice act as the Frodo character :

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /259252

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /332430

[Miss Dynamite XXIII gdh]

Dy-no-mite!

Excellent and fun as always. Your drawing skill is stunning.

And now I know what waterboarding and facial cumshots are.
So educational!

Thank you, Sirk-sensei. Now make more!

Sirkowski responds:

Thanks!

[Super Happy Fun Time 7]

Diabetes Roxxorz!

Very funny flash. Just when I thought it was over Wilfred Brimley came charging to the rescue like a knight in shining armor. How old is he? 145? He was already old in that movie Cocoon from the 80s. Maybe he got diabetes from the aliens in the movie.

PS- I like the face on the insulin pump.

PPS- Weird Al did a song recently called Pancreas. Im surprised no one made a flash version of it yet.

PPPS- What does insulin taste like?

InsulinpumpClock responds:

Ha hahhaaa. Yeah I imagine people turning the movie off long before Wilford even shows up. I was going to check his age before I did this but was actually kind of worried I might find out he was dead or something. It nicer to do something when the person is alive. I wouldn't want to do another Steve Irwin thing, especially since I would of had to put something out at the same time everyone and their grandmother made crappy flash tributes.

I thought this movie would only take me two days tops but finding sound bites was a total bitch! The best Wilfrod Brimley commercials for Liberty with the funniest quotes are not online anymore, except in edited Youtube videos that have too much back ground noise to be used. I couldn't even get, "I have diabetes" so I had to settle for, " You have diabetes." which sounds weird cause it's actually IF you have diabetes... edited. That sucks!

I noticed he doesn't seem to be doing Liberty medical commercials anymore and has been replaced by people who look even older then he does! Anyway I looked it up just now and he was born September 27, 1934. That must be some kind of world record, and the older he gets the more guilty he makes you feel for not eating your oatmeal and checking your blood sugar.

1. I like them too. They are really creepy and I think SherClock is awesome for doing the original and that strange animation I tried to imitate. I would of never of done anything like drawing a nose on him and it's great. Sometimes it's amazes me what kind of things other people come up with. I always felt this character seemed to be developed more by a few other authors then myself and that in it self is amazing and a little flattering since I never even asked them to!

2. Haven't heard it but I wouldn't be surprised. He's got to be really afraid of getting fat or something. He had an old song called the "White Stuff" about oreos with the lyrics "I had so many my pancreas just went into shock."

3. I wouldn't know but it has an awful smell.

[Ducktales Loose Change 2]

Blatherin' Blatherskite!

Like part one, I found this cartoon disregarded and lost in the back alleys of newgrounds. It seems like it never had a chance for exposure. Very sad because it's well-made, funny, and just good stuff.

This part of the series was even funnier than the first part. Again I really liked all the obscure Ducktales references. Fenton's mother and girlfriend were great, but my favorite was the beagle boys. Again, you surprised me at the end with that actual Carl Barks comic panel showing that the Beagle Boys were actually on welfare. Hilarious and somehow disturbing.

I really liked the evil nephews from that future Ducktales episode. And I was horrified when they became the "hip" Quackpack versions. That's not even an exaggeration. Disney actually did that to their classic characters! Some viewers may not be aware but this cartoon is actually a biting commentary on what actually goes on in the cartoon industry as it tries to be trendy and whore its treasures out for a dollar. The Marvel comics Ultimate line has similarities to this, in my opinion. So do most movie versions of anything.

I agree with others that the volume seemed to shift and was a bit hard to hear sometimes. However, I like the sound effects from the Ducktales video game. And the voice acting is so spot on. It's hard to be believe only two people did so many great voices. Very talented and rare.

The story was interesting as well. Towards the end I found myself honestly interested in that weird blinking reality shift that was happening. I do kind of wish it was longer. I guess I wanted more. I this would be a good monthly or bimonthly series. It's much more intelligent than stuff like "Ackbar" but I think it's a quantity vs. quality issue.

Well, I hope you make more. It's good entertainment.

Dekathos responds:

Yes everyone is complaining about the volume and I don't really hear it like that on my computer for some reason so it's really frustrating but well next time I do something I'll check the audio on other computers and I'll see what I can do.

I'm really not sure what to think of my feedback overall for this, comments being few and far between. Although it is also the first movies I've ever made that no one has put in their favorites. O well, at least I had fun making it although it took a little too long to make.

The funny thing is one of my biggest regrets was not animating one of the evil business men nephews smoke a cigar.

Of course I had a lot more ideas if I made more of these, but I wouldn't want to go overboard because I was thinking I would have had to put Darkwing Duck in it, especially since I wanted to bring Launchpad back for a couple of gags.

I think that would open up too many areas and I don't think it would work for just one more flash which is about as much time as I would consider putting into this series. There was plenty of missed opportunities with Donald as well.

But who knows, Vito helped a lot by editing the script. Gandra's rant would of been like 8 hours long if he hadn't cut it out. I was even going to put Daisy in it!

I feel like I'm doing stand up comedy rather then a flash animation sometimes.

Yeah and I added Quack Pack jokes because I saw a part of an episode on Youtube one day and it really is way more horrible then I remembered. It's an abortion and unfortunately you are right and they don't act much different here then they do in the cartoon.

The beginning credits even has Donald trying to watch a classic Disney short and they waltz in an knock the tv out of the way to show clips from Quack Pack. That's a pretty straight forward message there of the point of the show if I ever saw one.

I hope all the late 90's kids here who watch this can relate cause despite how obviously stupid Quack Pack was, I know they eat shit like that up, just like they'll eat up Bayformers when it comes out in a couple of days and it will make hundreds of millions of dollars.

I also hope they gag on their popcorn with laughter at all the hilarious piss and fart jokes it will contain and when Prime says "My bad." O well.....

[Ducktales Loose Change]

Burst me Appendix!

Where did this come from? If I had not done a search for Ducktales on newgrounds I never would have found it or known about it. That doesn't seem fair.

Anyway, I think this cartoon is excellent and very funny. It was clever, well-researched, and well written parody, and I honestly think it was well-animated as well. I liked the sort of 3-D effect that was going on in some points, like with the signs as the money bin was being zoomed in on. The voice acting was also spot on. Two voice actors doing a dozen or more voice is pure talent along the lines of Frank Welker or Chris Latta.

I enjoyed the endless references to the Ducktales series. It's worth it to note that if a viewer is not closely familar with the Ducktales cartoon series most of these jokes and references will be lost. Bubba and the genie from Ducktales the movie deserved that death. I would have liked to see that other fat, obnoxious genie who made an appearance in an episode, too.

I love the Beagle Boys song at the end. I want that mp3! I also thought that original, unedited, Carl Barks comic panel at the end referring to Scrooge's oil fields in Iraq was chillingly appropriate!

Great work! I hope you make many more!

Dekathos responds:

Yeah sorry about that, I haven't really been on aim in a while. I was surprised that Loose Change only had 3 reviews for the first two days it was submitted and only four now. I feel like my flash is invisible sometimes so I'm not surprised that you didn't notice.

I know there are an awful lot of in jokes in this. Probably more then usual. I was sorta expecting questions about what was going on. It's like people would rather review to bitch about something instead, though.

Ironically, if this was spam with a provocative title everyone would watch.

Also, the original script I wrote mentioned that evil gay fat genie from the show. Burger said something like, " Ducktales already has a stupid Genie why did Disney make a movie with one?" But Vito was too busy Ad libbing his Mcdonalds speech to deliver that line.

I was going to have Admiral Grimmitz mention Scrooge's oil but I didn't feel like adding more talking at the end. That was a great comic book I took that panel from. I think my favorite part was how Scrooge can speak Arabic in it.

But then again, Scrooge can speak almost every language in those due to all the traveling he's done making it square devouring all the world's resources...