TaintedInk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Whitmore: H'ween Special]

Awesome Toad Pirate Halloween-ness!

It's was great to see Whitemore back from the dead in unholy zombie pirate ghost form! When he died the first time I cried for seven months straight! Well... six and a half... And now that Whitmore's gone again I feel another good bawl coming on...

EdibleCastle responds:

i hope at least this time the pain you feel isnt as intense

[Knoxs "Mortal Kombat"3]

More Innovative Flash from Knox

That was great. I expected it to be more clay animation, but instead it reminded me of "Mystery Science Theater 3000". Very funny. I hope you produce more like this.

Knox responds:

check out my others..there are like 2 others for this movie and 6 for RE movie :)

[(2003)Henrys Shotgun]

Awesome!

That was very funny! These cartoons of yours are the first time I've seen claymation done on newgrounds. You have a lot of patience. Please keep making more movies.

Knox responds:

i shall!and i will!..im working on another right now actually..as always!

[Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 6]

RANMA SAOTOME IS A MENACE!

This movie is better than toxic waste and a Cuban cigar while doing the Daily Bugle crossword puzzle. I can't even believe it. Hey look at that!

PS- GREAT JUMPIN HORNY TOADS! PLEASE stop saying "LOL"!! It's EVIL!!! EEEEVIIILL!! You may not be aware but the LOL virus is a highly contagious biological weapon created by zmom's bounty hunters to disrupt my neural pathways. You have been infected and are now a carrier! Now every time you type "lol" I go into convulsions and my ears and eyes bleed while I vomit profusely. Apparently only myself and Jerry Seinfeld have this weakness.

So for the love of Satan stop the lols! The same goes for rofl, lmao, k, heh, 1337, or any other vile strains of the contagion! PLEASE! Everytime you say LOL zemom gains 500 levels in power! RESIST THE DARK SIDE! :(

Dekathos responds:

Jim Carrey will never conquer the negaverse even if he gets more powers in Bruce All Mighty!! MMMUUHHAAHAHAHHA!

Yo! I'm gonna edit this shit!

[Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 4]

I've got just three words for you mister...

Conditioner.

Dekathos responds:

Yes Master Kuno! Wait 'till you see what I put in it! yes YES!

AAAAAAHHHH YOU FIEND!!!!!!!

[Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 3]

FUK DIS SUX!

yO i WANTED TO SEE THE jAP AND TURTLE GET IT onNN!
kNOW i SAYIN!? AND That OLD BITCH COULDa vidEo taPEd DA SCENE! daT'D BE mAD flY DOPE YO!

j.JONAH JAMESON iS l33T!!

AigHT im ouTTIE! WORD TO Your ZmomZ!

Dekathos responds:

Word. Can't even beleeb this.

[Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 2]

What's for dinner... ?

SHIT!!!

This is not a restaurant!

You eat what I cook!

Everything I cook is delicious!

Try it! Try it!

My childwen are SABAGES! SABAGES!

Dekathos responds:

CRRRRRAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!
Nyahhh. I don't know. Beheheh! Bahhahah!

[Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 1]

Hey Asshole!

All you do is sit in front of the stupid-box! Go outside! Get out of the house! When are you gonna get yourself some friends? Why don't you get a job? You're 45 years old now! Why don't you get yourself a girlfriend? Why are my kids so anti-social? It hurts me! It's when I'm ready, not when you're ready! NO! NO! I am your mother.. You will respect your mother! You should be giving ME! UGH UGH UGH I'm Siiick..!! *various gagging and puking noises*

Dekathos responds:

WAAAAAAAAAAH??? SHEEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!

[Simpsons ToXiC BoOgiE 4]

You are foolish but I admire your war-like spirit.

This is your long-lost brother from the future. I've taken time out from my ramen and sushi devouring frenzy to communicate with you telepathicly via this crude and yet somehow alluring device. But alas now I have grown weary and must retreat to my sarcophagus. I will meditate further on this as I regenerate from my own left-overs in an accelerated cloning process.

PS- Cheese-flavored pants.

Dekathos responds:

All these wierd Get a Life refrences. O mann. Make a newgrounds profile. Otherwise the reviews don't get saved. And also, Would you be a sweet home Alabama and fetch me some flap jacks?