TaintedInk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 5]

Whither the Tree-Borne Kettle-Girl?

"Can't you see I'm trying to masturbate!?" Nice work. This is definitely my favorite episode of the series. Too bad this is only a six-parter.

Usually I just say something odd, but this time I have to make a comment in regard to a very irritating review on here by a fucking idiot calling himself IMPETUS who thought he was such hot shit by pointing out that Ranma turned back into a boy when he fell in the "pond". It's NOT a pond, moron! It's a fucking BATH! Even if you're not educated enough to gather what a high-class Japanese style bath-house might look like, at least put two-and-two together! The characters mentioned going to the bath half a dozen times at least! The water in the bath is obviously hot, not cold! You're the one who "goofed", idiot! Stop trying to sound smart at the expense of people who are obviously more intelligent and more talented than you are! When you get your head out of your ass and your foot out of your mouth why don't you give Dekathos the apology you owe him!? Fucking people...

[Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 4]

I've got just three words for you mister...

Conditioner.

Dekathos responds:

Yes Master Kuno! Wait 'till you see what I put in it! yes YES!

AAAAAAHHHH YOU FIEND!!!!!!!

[Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 3]

FUK DIS SUX!

yO i WANTED TO SEE THE jAP AND TURTLE GET IT onNN!
kNOW i SAYIN!? AND That OLD BITCH COULDa vidEo taPEd DA SCENE! daT'D BE mAD flY DOPE YO!

j.JONAH JAMESON iS l33T!!

AigHT im ouTTIE! WORD TO Your ZmomZ!

Dekathos responds:

Word. Can't even beleeb this.

[Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 2]

What's for dinner... ?

SHIT!!!

This is not a restaurant!

You eat what I cook!

Everything I cook is delicious!

Try it! Try it!

My childwen are SABAGES! SABAGES!

Dekathos responds:

CRRRRRAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!
Nyahhh. I don't know. Beheheh! Bahhahah!

[Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 1]

Hey Asshole!

All you do is sit in front of the stupid-box! Go outside! Get out of the house! When are you gonna get yourself some friends? Why don't you get a job? You're 45 years old now! Why don't you get yourself a girlfriend? Why are my kids so anti-social? It hurts me! It's when I'm ready, not when you're ready! NO! NO! I am your mother.. You will respect your mother! You should be giving ME! UGH UGH UGH I'm Siiick..!! *various gagging and puking noises*

Dekathos responds:

WAAAAAAAAAAH??? SHEEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!

[Shower Of Terror : Foamy The Squirrel]

This movie made me cry tears of blood!!

You'll be receiving a bill from my optometrist shortly.

[-=Dbz=- Perfection]

UnBELIEVable!

The best part was Videl's corpse. I hate that bitch.

[Simpsons ToXiC BoOgiE 2]

Sandy Duncan's Glass Eye

I've never made a Flash cartoon but I know how much work you put into these. I think the crude animation, rough images, strained voice impressions, and off-the-wall humor are funny as hell. This entire cartoon (series) takes a certain rare and weird sense of humor to appreciate that people will either have or not have. Those who don't have it will completely misunderstand the cartoon and judge it as something it was never meant to be. Anyway keep it up. Don't get discouraged. I want to see the cartoon you're working on now when its finally done. And J. Jonah Jameson better be in it! "I can' even believe this."

[Simpsons ToXiC BoOgiE 3]

Zemom is watching.

This is better than that dream I have where I'm buried up to my neck in sand. Only it's not sand. It's candy. And it's alive.

[Dbz- Say cheese]

OH MY...

STUPENDOUS!