Score: 10

"Awesome!"

submission: Uss Enterprise: A Cadet's

date: August 28, 2003

This game is excellent! It reminds me of those old Choose Your Own Adventure books. And you really nailed the personalities of the Enterprise crew. I only wish there was an option to kick Wesley Crusher's ass. Anyway, I hope you make a sequel!

Score: 10

"Awesome!"

submission: (2003)Henrys Shotgun

date: July 6, 2003

That was very funny! These cartoons of yours are the first time I've seen claymation done on newgrounds. You have a lot of patience. Please keep making more movies.

Score: 10

"RANMA SAOTOME IS A MENACE!"

submission: Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 6

date: June 3, 2003

This movie is better than toxic waste and a Cuban cigar while doing the Daily Bugle crossword puzzle. I can't even believe it. Hey look at that!

PS- GREAT JUMPIN HORNY TOADS! PLEASE stop saying "LOL"!! It's EVIL!!! EEEEVIIILL!! You may not be aware but the LOL virus is a highly contagious biological weapon created by zmom's bounty hunters to disrupt my neural pathways. You have been infected and are now a carrier! Now every time you type "lol" I go into convulsions and my ears and eyes bleed while I vomit profusely. Apparently only myself and Jerry Seinfeld have this weakness.

So for the love of Satan stop the lols! The same goes for rofl, lmao, k, heh, 1337, or any other vile strains of the contagion! PLEASE! Everytime you say LOL zemom gains 500 levels in power! RESIST THE DARK SIDE! :(

Score: 9

"Follow the white rabbit!"

submission: Oh Beautiful Day

date: May 30, 2003

That was hilarious! Add sounds!!

Score: 10

"Whither the Tree-Borne Kettle-Girl?"

submission: Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 5

date: May 22, 2003

"Can't you see I'm trying to masturbate!?" Nice work. This is definitely my favorite episode of the series. Too bad this is only a six-parter.

Usually I just say something odd, but this time I have to make a comment in regard to a very irritating review on here by a fucking idiot calling himself IMPETUS who thought he was such hot shit by pointing out that Ranma turned back into a boy when he fell in the "pond". It's NOT a pond, moron! It's a fucking BATH! Even if you're not educated enough to gather what a high-class Japanese style bath-house might look like, at least put two-and-two together! The characters mentioned going to the bath half a dozen times at least! The water in the bath is obviously hot, not cold! You're the one who "goofed", idiot! Stop trying to sound smart at the expense of people who are obviously more intelligent and more talented than you are! When you get your head out of your ass and your foot out of your mouth why don't you give Dekathos the apology you owe him!? Fucking people...

Score: 10

"I've got just three words for you mister..."

submission: Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 4

date: May 15, 2003

Conditioner.

Score: 10

"FUK DIS SUX!"

submission: Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 3

date: May 14, 2003

yO i WANTED TO SEE THE jAP AND TURTLE GET IT onNN!
kNOW i SAYIN!? AND That OLD BITCH COULDa vidEo taPEd DA SCENE! daT'D BE mAD flY DOPE YO!

j.JONAH JAMESON iS l33T!!

AigHT im ouTTIE! WORD TO Your ZmomZ!

Score: 10

"What's for dinner... ?"

submission: Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 2

date: May 14, 2003

SHIT!!!

This is not a restaurant!

You eat what I cook!

Everything I cook is delicious!

Try it! Try it!

My childwen are SABAGES! SABAGES!

Score: 10

"Hey Asshole!"

submission: Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 1

date: May 14, 2003

All you do is sit in front of the stupid-box! Go outside! Get out of the house! When are you gonna get yourself some friends? Why don't you get a job? You're 45 years old now! Why don't you get yourself a girlfriend? Why are my kids so anti-social? It hurts me! It's when I'm ready, not when you're ready! NO! NO! I am your mother.. You will respect your mother! You should be giving ME! UGH UGH UGH I'm Siiick..!! *various gagging and puking noises*

Score: 10

"This movie made me cry tears of blood!!"

submission: Shower Of Terror

date: January 7, 2003

You'll be receiving a bill from my optometrist shortly.